Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 15:09:33 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Richard B. Johnson" <root@chaos.analogic.com>
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To: "David B. Stevens" <dsteven3@maine.rr.com>
cc: Alfie John <alfiejohn@hotmail.com>, linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org
Subject: Re: [OT] joining the "elite" team
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On Fri, 13 Jun 2003, David B. Stevens wrote:

> Typical HR wonk speak.  The clue less ones at work, nothing here
> for you, move along now ;)
>
> Cheers
>

This following is an explanation of the most common
Human Resources buzz-speak. It is by no means complete.


        Wanted : Recent graduate, maximum of 5 years experience.
Interpretation : Anybody over 30 need not apply.
        Wanted : Team player.
Interpretation : Need somebody to take the blame for failure.
        Wanted : Excellent interpersonal skills.
Interpretation : Needs to kiss a lot of ass.
        Wanted : Experience in Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Interpretation : Getting an existing employee a green-card.
        Wanted : Excellent salary and benefits.
Interpretation : They provide health care through the Red Cross.
        Wanted : Excellent communications skills.
Interpretation : Knows Microsoft Word.
        Wanted : Relocation assistance provided.
Interpretation : Cross-country bus fare to interview is provided.

Cheers,
Dick Johnson
Penguin : Linux version 2.4.20 on an i686 machine (797.90 BogoMips).
Why is the government concerned about the lunatic fringe? Think about it.

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