Return-Path: Received: (majordomo@vger.kernel.org) by vger.kernel.org via listexpand id S265503AbTFMTnP (ORCPT ); Fri, 13 Jun 2003 15:43:15 -0400 Received: (majordomo@vger.kernel.org) by vger.kernel.org id S265505AbTFMTnP (ORCPT ); Fri, 13 Jun 2003 15:43:15 -0400 Received: from ms-smtp-03.nyroc.rr.com ([24.92.226.153]:13299 "EHLO ms-smtp-03.nyroc.rr.com") by vger.kernel.org with ESMTP id S265503AbTFMTnJ (ORCPT ); Fri, 13 Jun 2003 15:43:09 -0400 Message-ID: <3EEA2CBB.6080609@maine.rr.com> Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 15:57:47 -0400 From: "David B. Stevens" Organization: Penguin Preservation Society User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.0.2) Gecko/20030208 Netscape/7.02 X-Accept-Language: en-us, en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: root@chaos.analogic.com, Linux Kernel Mailing List Subject: Re: [OT] joining the "elite" team References: <3EEA1BD7.9030706@maine.rr.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Sender: linux-kernel-owner@vger.kernel.org X-Mailing-List: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org Content-Length: 1793 Lines: 68 Richard B. Johnson wrote: > On Fri, 13 Jun 2003, David B. Stevens wrote: > > >>Typical HR wonk speak. The clue less ones at work, nothing here >>for you, move along now ;) >> >>Cheers >> > > > This following is an explanation of the most common > Human Resources buzz-speak. It is by no means complete. > > > Wanted : Recent graduate, maximum of 5 years experience. > Interpretation : Anybody over 30 need not apply. Real meaning : We are cheap and don't want to pay real money. > Wanted : Team player. > Interpretation : Need somebody to take the blame for failure. Real meaning : You are ALREADY ******. > Wanted : Excellent interpersonal skills. > Interpretation : Needs to kiss a lot of ass. Ringy ding right on. > Wanted : Experience in Antidisestablishmentarianism. > Interpretation : Getting an existing employee a green-card. Ringy ding right on. > Wanted : Excellent salary and benefits. > Interpretation : They provide health care through the Red Cross. Ringy ding right on. > Wanted : Excellent communications skills. > Interpretation : Knows Microsoft Word. Real meaning : We are hoping you can teach us how to communicate. > Wanted : Relocation assistance provided. > Interpretation : Cross-country bus fare to interview is provided. Without any in transit videos. > > Cheers, > Dick Johnson > Penguin : Linux version 2.4.20 on an i686 machine (797.90 BogoMips). > Why is the government concerned about the lunatic fringe? Think about it. > > Cheers, - To unsubscribe from this list: send the line "unsubscribe linux-kernel" in the body of a message to majordomo@vger.kernel.org More majordomo info at http://vger.kernel.org/majordomo-info.html Please read the FAQ at http://www.tux.org/lkml/