2004-04-01 01:30:29

by Glen Turner

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Subject: New entry for MAINTAINERS


"MILLIONS OF LINES OF UNIX® CODE" DISCOVERED BY "MIT MATHEMATICIANS"
P: Darl McBride
W: http://www.sco.com/
W: http://www.thescogroup.com/
S: The Dark Matter Theory of Linux which explains why the kernel
tarball is so much larger than can be reasonably expected and is
ever-expanding. Even legal discovery seeking the code "with
specificity" cannot find these millions of lines without the
closest judicial assistance.
W: http://www.novell.com/ -- it's our UNIX®, we didn't sell it to
Caldera when we sold them... well
not much really.
W: http://www.berkeley.edu/ -- it's mostly our Unix in UNIX®.
W: http://www.opengroup.org/ -- it's our ® in UNIX®.
W: http://www.sgi.com/ -- our search finds no Darl^H^H Dark Matter
in Linux.
W: http://www.legal.ibm.com/ -- "we spell Linux 'LINUX®'".
W: http://www.eng.ibm.com/ -- "we would like to spell Linux 'LNX' bt
Lns Trvlds hs trd mrk".

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2004-04-04 13:55:43

by Giuseppe Bilotta

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Subject: Re: New entry for MAINTAINERS

Glen Turner wrote:
>
> "MILLIONS OF LINES OF UNIX? CODE" DISCOVERED BY "MIT MATHEMATICIANS"
> P: Darl McBride
> W: http://www.sco.com/
> W: http://www.thescogroup.com/
> S: The Dark Matter Theory of Linux which explains why the kernel
> tarball is so much larger than can be reasonably expected and is
> ever-expanding. Even legal discovery seeking the code "with
> specificity" cannot find these millions of lines without the
> closest judicial assistance.
> W: http://www.novell.com/ -- it's our UNIX?, we didn't sell it to
> Caldera when we sold them... well
> not much really.
> W: http://www.berkeley.edu/ -- it's mostly our Unix in UNIX?.
> W: http://www.opengroup.org/ -- it's our ? in UNIX?.
> W: http://www.sgi.com/ -- our search finds no Darl^H^H Dark Matter
> in Linux.
> W: http://www.legal.ibm.com/ -- "we spell Linux 'LINUX?'".
> W: http://www.eng.ibm.com/ -- "we would like to spell Linux 'LNX' bt
> Lns Trvlds hs trd mrk".

ROTFL.

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Giuseppe "Oblomov" Bilotta

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It all makes perfect sense
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